After an episode where Archie’s superhero costume become as soon as explicitly talked about and designed by Katy Keene (star of Katy Keene airing on The CW in 2020), Archie decides to system victims veritably dressed because the Murky Hood, as if that is an excellent scheme.
Betty, who undoubtedly is over the full thing where Kevin tried to rep her LOBOTOMIZED (water under the bridge!) decides it be a upright scheme to ask her buddy who’s original out of an organ-harvesting cult to affix the FBI’s excessive school program in conjunction with her.
Fortunately town lawyer, Mary Andrews, is abet. In crime town, there are 150,000 criminals and one (1) lawyer.
New off of lighting a serial killer on fire, Veronica is focusing on her of us and her homework. One thing’s no longer upright here!
Whereas there become as soon as no corpse Jason this week, there become as soon as one thing almost as tragic: Sad Pop Tate.
At FBI membership, Betty veritably takes a BuzzFeed quiz known as “Which One Of These Creeps Is A Serial Killer?” which reconfirms to her that she does, truly, own the SERIAL KILLER GENES.
ANYWAY, transferring on. The fair star of this episode is glum Caramel the cat. This yell their own praises has confirmed somewhat a few fucked up shit over time, nevertheless a technique or the opposite exhibiting teeny Betty Cooper with this rock managed to horrify me to my core.
Me, when anyone asks my popular function of M&Ms:
We meet Hiram’s other daughter, Hermosa. The Inns own accomplished for “H” names what the Kardashians did for “Okay” names.
I’m no longer being facetious after I suppose I develop no longer own any scheme what’s going on with Archie and the youngsters and the gymnasium and “Dodger”. I undoubtedly develop no longer own any scheme what’s going on. I cannot conform to it. I develop no longer own the Vigilante genes. All I know is that Archie held a press conference for some reason????
Also, I’m sick of Jughead being at Stonewall Prep. His whole space this week enthusiastic the Baxter Brothers e book series (aka Hardy Boys) — an fully lifestyles-defining thing about him and his character that we are greatest studying about NOW — and studying that his grandfather become as soon as an creator.
Betty, who’s if fact be told smarter than any adult on this yell their own praises, hasty comes to comprehend her brother Charles is sketchy as hell and now she’s going to desire him down. God bless Elizabeth Cooper.
Within the second press conference of the episode, Hiram will get out of reformatory and proclaims he is working for mayor of Riverdale.
Oh, certain, and finally the episode ends with the flash-ahead all over again, with Veronica, Archie, and Betty getting arrested for JUGHEAD’S MURDER.
My eternally Riverdale mood:
Let me preface this by announcing this yell their own praises has broken my mind, because despite weeks of mocking Cheryl and her obsession with corpse Jason, I found myself inexplicably yearning for scenes with them. Fortunately it looks admire we’re getting PLENTY of it subsequent week:
And that’s the reason all I’ve received! Search you subsequent week!